Nicolas Cage ‘vampire’ photo vanishes from eBay
www.nma.tv eBay poster jack_mord put a US Civil War-era photo of a man he claims is actor Nicolas Cage up for sale. How is this possible? Nick Cage is an immortal vampire, of course. Doubters screamed « fake, » but not because vampires aren’t real, but because they don’t show up in photographs. Besides, it’s perfectly plausible Nick Cage is one of the undead. Try as people might, his career cannot be killed. The photo has now mysteriously disappeared from eBay. Looks like Cage’s secret is safe for another 150 years!
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im in the weird part of youtube arent i….
@illustriouschin or maybe just immortal
lmfao
Here we are, born to be kings. We’re the princes of the universe!
(Insert guitar solo here.)
Like the ad.
@jvdthwip
I do !
I like on vids how people who dont know anything about how firearms work, show the whole cartrige, brass case and all, coming out of the barrel of the gun
« of course »
vampire don’t make movie in daylight. he’s not a real man, he’s a computer generated sim.
Anyone else notice the All Seeing Eye?
Sims?
Looks just like him…..Not!
Daywalker!!! All the strengths, none of the weaknesses, except the thirst!
The really weird thing is that it almost makes some kind of sense for Nicholas Cage to be a vampire. I’m not even sure why that is either.
@EVERYVERSER Yeah, but as far as I know it seems to be commonly thought vampires can’t be seen in mirrors. It would be pretty hard to photograph them, in that case.
I’M BEING ANIMATED BY NEXT MEDIA ANIMATION
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
ShapeShifter/Were-Beast (human that is bonded to an animal (or sometimes plant) spirit)
Changeling (escaped human slave of the Fae)
Revenant (undead with sentience that eats the souls of the dead
Lich (human using magic to become immortal)
all of these are immortal and can be photographed.
I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE!
Even vampires can’t make people like Cage’s movies. The only reasonable explanation is he sold his soul to the devil.
Dear NMA, please learn how bullets work.
whats being immortal have to do with being a fag?
I was thinking he bought it himself. I totally would.
@verynice420 Yeah, that wouldn’t have added a creepy pedo tone to the movie at all. Good idea, VeryNice!